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Ȝeue þi cunte to cunnig and craue affetir wedding.

i know all the rules but the rules do not know me


Why are you here?
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WELCOME!

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Poll #1396271
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 61

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friend
8 (13.1%)

enemy
2 (3.3%)

lover
3 (4.9%)

bored with everything else
13 (21.3%)

joker
7 (11.5%)

toker
4 (6.6%)

midnight smoker
7 (11.5%)

pompitance of lover
2 (3.3%)

i'm just checkin out the guy that asked to see my tits.
15 (24.6%)



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went to the orchard. saw my precious.
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foggy november tia

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nomnomnom pic o the day
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tia pic o the day

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Hi flagg2ptoh,

noisyevergleam's birthday is coming up on November 18!

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Figure they only came back now for more presents.

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old but still makes me laugh
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Where does a nihilist sleep?

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Epic troll is epic
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http://objectiveministries.org/creation/sciencefair.html

Middle School Level

Patricia Lewis displays her jar of non-living material, still non-living after three weeks.
1st Place: "Life Doesn't Come From Non-Life"

Patricia Lewis (grade 8) did an experiment to see if life can evolve from non-life. Patricia placed all the non-living ingredients of life - carbon (a charcoal briquet), purified water, and assorted minerals (a multi-vitamin) - into a sealed glass jar. The jar was left undisturbed, being exposed only to sunlight, for three weeks. (Patricia also prayed to God not to do anything miraculous during the course of the experiment, so as not to disqualify the findings.) No life evolved. This shows that life cannot come from non-life through natural processes.
2nd Place: "Women Were Designed For Homemaking"

Jonathan Goode (grade 7) applied findings from many fields of science to support his conclusion that God designed women for homemaking: physics shows that women have a lower center of gravity than men, making them more suited to carrying groceries and laundry baskets; biology shows that women were designed to carry un-born babies in their wombs and to feed born babies milk, making them the natural choice for child rearing; social sciences show that the wages for women workers are lower than for normal workers, meaning that they are unable to work as well and thus earn equal pay; and exegetics shows that God created Eve as a companion for Adam, not as a co-worker.
Honorable Mention:

"Mousetrap Reduced To Pile Of Functionless Parts" - Kevin Parker (grade 7)
"Dinosaur & Man Walked Together" - Donny Findlay (grade 6)
"Rocks Can't Evolve, Where Did They Come From Mr. Darwin?" - Anna Reed (grade 6)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARRIE (FLORIDA VERSION)
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Reasons I never really liked Battlestar Galactica the 2000s version.

Sure sexy ladies on space shows are great, but I don't want them to appear in Maxim at some later date.

http://www.craveonline.com/lifestyle/article/the-babes-of-battlestar-galactica-88029?dsf110

Ya won't see Percy Montana doing this crap.

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when i saw the term "whalebait" I assumed it would be fat teenage girls in slutty outfits.

boy was i wrong

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also, while up north, I found Sasquatch.

sasquatch in denim

come on and take a little walk with me honey and tell me now who do you love
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This is in the middle of effin nowhere.

Dyer Memorial

Some guy loved his wife so much he had this thing built and left enough money for it to survive for another 60 years

big plaque and more pics of the tower )

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perhaps i should have cropped the propane tanks out of the pic

sunbeam on the tamaracks

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god dam
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